Spider fashions and ant parades

The ant parade in my kitchen is driving me out of my home for a half day tomorrow, while the ant hunter lays down a poison perimeter -- again. Must be summer.

Meanwhile, spiders are crawling unencumbered through the wardrobe in my closet. They seem to prefer night clothes -- trying on my bathrobes and nightgowns with brazen abandon.

Let me tell you, there's nothing like a spider up the sleeve to get you out of your jammies and into proper work attire.

When the hairy buggers get into my slippers, there will be hell to pay.